Thursday, May 11, 2006
Hybrid Bear Killed in Canada; Hunter Going to Hell
The Canadian Wildlife Service was so pleased to announce that a recently hunted bear is a crossbreed between a polar bear and a grizzly bear, a feat that has never been proved to have occurred in the wild before, though it had been forced in some zoos.
So let me get this straight. You have the Romeo and Juliet of bears here, one a polar, the other grizzly, a doomed love right from the start. But you never give up; you strive for a life together, and from this great love comes one beautiful baby boy, your pride and joy, a medical marvel and a testament to the power of love.
And then WHAM! A hunter blows the bear away. Kills him dead in his tracks, and then gets to look all proud standing over his dead body with a couple scientists because they proved that there is a hybrid bear in the world. Guess what, jerks, there’s not a hybrid bear in the world, you just killed him!
Happy hunting, guys! Any chance one of you is named Cheney?
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Posted by Scottage at 4:54 PM /